I'm Always Bored

Dear Dr. Ladhar,
        I'm always bored.  I can't seem to have fun doing anything.  Even my girlfriend is boring me.  What should I do to get out of this rut?
    Milton

Dear Milton,
        Boring BAD BAD BAD!  If fae, could be fatal!  Get new girlfriend, go bouncy-bouncy ten times a day, and take one faezac each day!  That's what Dr. Ladhar does.  Never suffer from banality, he doesn't!  Find girlfriend like Caoir, but no let her trick you with love dust into marrying!  Get jealous then, they do!
    Dr. Ladhar
 

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